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delta-breezes:

Chocolate Pecan Brioche Buns w/Salted Caramel Sauce | Hint of Vanilla

posted 10 hours ago on 29/9/2014 + 113 notes
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biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

posted 11 hours ago on 29/9/2014 + 34,697 notes
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tags: #easy a #Emma stone

jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

posted 1 day ago on 28/9/2014 + 334,952 notes
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Anonymous said: Holy shit. Sheriff Stilinski and Charlie Swan would be bffs. I hate Twilight so much, but I would be all for that crossover

the-spark-and-the-king:

Are you kidding me that post is groundbreaking. I need a spin off asap. Charlie moves to Beacon Hills and is the Sheriff’s new bff. Together they kick ass and throw shade at their own kids. 

'So I think Stiles might be into bestiality. There's a lot of dog hair around the house.'

'Been there tbh. But hey, at least he's not into necrophilia'

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

posted 1 day ago on 28/9/2014 + 65,288 notes
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thekingofsarcasrn:

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

posted 1 day ago on 28/9/2014 + 471,017 notes
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sixpenceee:

Scientists at Argonne National Laboratory have discovered a way to use sound waves to levitate individual droplets of solutions (Video)

posted 1 day ago on 28/9/2014 + 20,072 notes
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tags: #labyrinth

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

posted 1 day ago on 28/9/2014 + 49,029 notes
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barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

posted 1 day ago on 28/9/2014 + 322,675 notes
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“HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake” — Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

posted 2 days ago on 27/9/2014 + 6,513 notes
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